Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2008 15:47:42 GMT -8
So one day in Miss Day's fourth grade class she decides to see if her students grasp the concept of word syllables.
"Okay, class today I want you to give me a three syllable word and use it in t sentance, Susie?" The Teacher points at a student.
The student promptly replies, "Beautiful! Miss Day is beautiful!"
A little embarrassed, Miss day says, "That's a good one, Susie. Very good." With this, she points to a surly looking student in the rear of the class,
"Keith? Can you think of a three syllable word?"
The boy grimaces for a minute and then smiles, "Urinate!" He says. "Miss day, you're an eight! You'd be a ten if you had bigger BOOBS!"
"Okay, class today I want you to give me a three syllable word and use it in t sentance, Susie?" The Teacher points at a student.
The student promptly replies, "Beautiful! Miss Day is beautiful!"
A little embarrassed, Miss day says, "That's a good one, Susie. Very good." With this, she points to a surly looking student in the rear of the class,
"Keith? Can you think of a three syllable word?"
The boy grimaces for a minute and then smiles, "Urinate!" He says. "Miss day, you're an eight! You'd be a ten if you had bigger BOOBS!"
