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Post by Johnny Grenade on May 14, 2010 4:49:04 GMT -8
Two blondes are on opposite sides of the lake. One blonde yell to the other. "How do I get to the other side?" The other blonde yells back " You ARE on the other side."
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Post by MadeOuchHere on Dec 20, 2013 17:49:31 GMT -8
With a blond wife and daughter I am running short on blond jokes. Will tell this 1 tonight while we are out at xmas party. I'm sure that being in a crowd will save my ass.
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Post by MadeOuchHere on Dec 20, 2013 17:56:29 GMT -8
Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered.
They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2014 17:07:39 GMT -8
Two blondes walk into a building You'd think one of them would have seen it. Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is . What's a blondes favourite wine? "I wanna go shopping!" I was in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night and she said " My boobs are too small , I'm going to get a boob job !" I said " My hands are too small , what do you I should do?" "you need a hand job" she said She's a keeper  Why are so many blonde jokes one liners? So brunettes can remember them. I was in the pub the other night telling a group of blonde women that I can arse read. I explained it's a bit like palm reading but I needed to stick my finger up their arsehole to do it. Within minutes I'm in the toilet cubicle with a blonde , knuckle deep. "Right , let's see " I said having a poke around , " For a start, I can tell you're very gullible" .................................................................................... "Who's this beatch that's been sending you messages on your laptop" asked my blonde girlfriend, holding it to my face. " And you told her you want to leave me because I'm blonde and stupid !" "Darling ," I sighed. "That's not what you think it is .." " Oh really what is it then ?" " That's my phone. " I'm here all week  |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2014 5:47:06 GMT -8
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island.
There is another island in sight, so after a month without rescue, they decide to swim for it.
The brunette goes first, she makes it a quarter of the way and drowns.
The redhead goes next, she makes it half way and then drowns.
The blonde is last to go and she is a confident swimmer.
She sets off at pace. She passes the quarter mark without problems, but starts to tire once she reaches the halfway mark.
At risk of drowning or being eaten alive at sea, she decides it would be safer to swim back to the island they swam from rather than swim to the new island.
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