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Post by kingbullnuts on Oct 7, 2017 17:51:50 GMT -8
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Post by kingbullnuts on Oct 7, 2017 18:04:56 GMT -8
war is good LOL
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Post by (HOB)Wolfage on Oct 8, 2017 9:46:07 GMT -8
Well I guess war not so good.....but the girls in army dress completely different story  |
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Post by kingbullnuts on Oct 8, 2017 17:16:55 GMT -8
I was reminded of some good dirty jokes yesterday. I told a few of them, but only those relavent to the conversation. Today, I’d like to share with you a few I didn’t share yesterday.
Enjoy!
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An old bull and a young bull stand on a hillside, overlooking a pasture. The young bull says to the old bull, “Hey, let’s run down and f**k one of those heifers.” The old bull replies, “let’s walk down and f**k ’em all.”
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A farmer has two old bulls and, feeling they’ve lost their exuberance, buys a young bull. As the young bull begins industriously mounting one cow after another in the pasture, one of the old bulls starts pawing the ground and snorting. “What’s the matter,” says the other. “You getting young ideas?” “No,” replies the first bull. “I don’t want that young fellow to think I’m one of the cows!”
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Bill and Mike are escaping from a battlefield in the skin of a cow. Mike, in front, starts running faster and faster, with Bill bringing up the rear. Mike suddenly stops and gasps, “It’s no use, Bill, brace yourself – here comes the bull!”
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Texas, where men are men, and sheep are terrified.
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Why do women love Jesus? Because he’s hung like this: *spreads arms wide*
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A guy takes his girlfriend to Jamaica for a romantic weekend. The first day, he gets her name tattooed on his cock. When it’s erect, it reads “WENDY” and “WY” otherwise. They go to the beach the next day, and they see another guy with “WY” on his cock. They ask him if he, too, has a girlfriend named Wendy. He says, “No, mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'”
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Post by (HOB)Wolfage on Oct 8, 2017 17:40:28 GMT -8
I was reminded of some good dirty jokes yesterday. I told a few of them, but only those relavent to the conversation. Today, I’d like to share with you a few I didn’t share yesterday. Enjoy! — An old bull and a young bull stand on a hillside, overlooking a pasture. The young bull says to the old bull, “Hey, let’s run down and f**k one of those heifers.” The old bull replies, “let’s walk down and f**k ’em all.” — A farmer has two old bulls and, feeling they’ve lost their exuberance, buys a young bull. As the young bull begins industriously mounting one cow after another in the pasture, one of the old bulls starts pawing the ground and snorting. “What’s the matter,” says the other. “You getting young ideas?” “No,” replies the first bull. “I don’t want that young fellow to think I’m one of the cows!” — Bill and Mike are escaping from a battlefield in the skin of a cow. Mike, in front, starts running faster and faster, with Bill bringing up the rear. Mike suddenly stops and gasps, “It’s no use, Bill, brace yourself – here comes the bull!” — Texas, where men are men, and sheep are terrified. — Why do women love Jesus? Because he’s hung like this: *spreads arms wide* — A guy takes his girlfriend to Jamaica for a romantic weekend. The first day, he gets her name tattooed on his cock. When it’s erect, it reads “WENDY” and “WY” otherwise. They go to the beach the next day, and they see another guy with “WY” on his cock. They ask him if he, too, has a girlfriend named Wendy. He says, “No, mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'”   |
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Post by (HOB)Wolfage on Oct 8, 2017 17:42:13 GMT -8
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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Post by MadeOuchHere on Oct 12, 2017 19:24:54 GMT -8
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Post by kingbullnuts on Dec 4, 2017 20:36:15 GMT -8
ahh ........the good ole days..........before prison LOL
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Post by kingbullnuts on Dec 6, 2017 13:24:57 GMT -8
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Post by (HOB)Wolfage on Dec 6, 2017 16:34:27 GMT -8
Than you need this one |
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Post by (HOB)Wolfage on Dec 6, 2017 16:35:42 GMT -8
But I guess you can afford only this one  |
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Post by kingbullnuts on Dec 6, 2017 21:23:04 GMT -8
nice lol
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Post by kingbullnuts on May 24, 2019 9:57:27 GMT -8
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